billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via fake-mermaid)


Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom in Beverly Hills (28 August, 2014)

Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom in Beverly Hills (28 August, 2014)

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

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bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

(via psyducked)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

(via iamtheaardvark)

jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

(via garbageurl)


Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

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officialunitedstates:

if you’re angry at someone for something ask yourself if a kangaroo was right in front of you would you rather get mad at the person or look at the kangaroo.  if it’s the kangaroo then what you’re mad about isn’t important at all.  wow i love kangaroos

(via motnana)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(via heyitsxio)

camilawley:

"Put yourself first. I know it’s hard because you’re such a romantic, but God dammit, romance yourself.”

Anna Akana, Things Every Girl Should Know

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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